Monday, December 3, 2007

VIRGIN MOTHER


DIET,
Secrets of
THIN WOMEN,
secrets he won't
tell you that will
KEEP HIM,
lose 10lbs in a week, make-up
secrets from the stars,
What your mother never told you,
how to keep him HAPPY,
foreplay 101,
Make your body
SWIM-SUIT WORTHY
for summer,

Working mother, sex
goddess, bake the perfect
pie (but don't eat it)!
Silence is a virtue.

Reverent Devotion

2 comments:

  1. just make sure I can find the remote to the 60 inch plasma TV and always have easy access to a cold beer:) ....I never believed everybody when they said things change after you hit 30. Well I'm 32 1/2!! Giving up lifting for running hasn't helped either....

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  2. haha! funny man stuff... btw, I vow to eternally be quasi-grownup.. only so much as to keep under the radar!

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